My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
let me just park my squid
i like how someone has left it a bottle of drink for it there too like “squid u ok? drink up rest easy”
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
How many politically incorrect gifs do I have?
Another Gay Hitler
Okay I’m just going to stop here because I have too many of these.
Also, I think I might have a thing for Hitler?