getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

whatthehelbig:

(x)

that-kid-from-london:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

i like how someone has left it a bottle of drink for it there too like “squid u ok? drink up rest easy”

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

How many politically incorrect gifs do I have?

satanhasamoose:

Casual Hitler

KKK

Gay Hitler

Sassy Hitler

Another Gay Hitler

Okay I’m just going to stop here because I have too many of these.

Also, I think I might have a thing for Hitler?

rnackenzie:

im-just-a-moose:

rnackenzie:

why is mobile blogging so stressful

at least u have cell phone, moose only have landlines

what